Lights, Camera, Fitness

Lights, Camera, FItness

If you love movies, you’ll love this fun fitness spin on famous movie lines from Jerry Maguire, E.T., and more! Get ready to laugh!

“Frankly, my dear, I won’t eat a ham.”

“What we’ve got here is failure to lose the weight.”

“E.T. phone. pizza.”

“I love the smell of napalm and hash browns in the morning.”

“Houston, we have an eating problem.”

“You had me at ‘Jell-O’.”

“As God is my witness, I sure am hungry again.”

“Say hello to my little friend! She’s lost 35 lbs.”

“Pasta la vista, baby.”

“Soylent Green is people! And it’s high in fat and sodium!”

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Only 350 calories.”

“Carpe diet.”

“Love means never having to say you’re sorry you ate the entire wedding cake.”

“We who are about to diet salute you!”

“My precious… pizza rolls.”

“You’ve got a real pretty mouth. And I’ve got a lot of pretty cupcakes.”

“If I tell you what I weigh, I’ll have to kill you.”

“Nobody puts baby back ribs in a corner.”

“Hakuna Potato.”

“Sugar-delic! Do I make you hungry, baby?”

“Lawzy, we gots to have a dietitian. I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout countin’ no calories!”

“Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel loses a pound.”

“I wish I knew how to quit juice.”
“Shaken, not stirred… on second thought, I’ll have a Mango Bobango Smoothie with a vitamin boost.”

“I see fat people.”

“I’ll be back… after my workout!”

Now it’s your turn. Turn your favorite movie line into a fun, healthy version.

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