The world is full of fat jokes, (“Yo mama so fat, Dora can’t explore her,” “You so fat I took a picture of you last Christmas and it’s still printing,” “Yo sister so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose”).
Fair is fair! There’s no reason why healthy people can’t be made fun of, too. Please feel free to use these cracks to tease the people who were previously un-teaseable…
“You so fit that you can make it to the end of the treadmill.”
“You so fit that you go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and don’t eat all you can eat.”
“You so fit that nobody’s asked you how far along you are even though you’re seven months pregnant.”
“You so fit you served as a pallbearer at a funeral and told the other pallbearers, ‘You guys can sit down; I got this.’”
“You so fit you’ve forgotten how a drive-thru works.”
“You so fit that when you run to the bank, you actually run to the bank.”
“You so fit that you signed up for your company’s 401K program thinking that it was a weekend fun run.”
“You so fit that you sometimes begin your second workout during your first workout.”
“You so fit that your shadow can bench press 100 lbs.”
“You so fit that your gym named a personal training package after you.”
“You so fit that your muscles have muscles.”
“You so fit you make Lance Armstrong look like Louis Armstrong.”
“You’re so fit, instead of good and bad cholesterol, you only got good and great cholesterol.”
“You so fit that when you’ve run until you can’t run any farther, you can still run farther.”
“You so fit that you only read my blog for entertainment purposes.”
Now, it’s your turn.
Create your own ‘You so fit…’ joke!
And don’t forget to post it in the comments below!