Confush*t Says…


Confush*t Says…

…person who shops for healthy food enjoy fridge benefits.

…person who eat too much dried fruit will gain weight for some raisin.

…person who loads up on bread is wall-to-wall carb-eating.

…person who eats too much cheese is guilty of a lot of mindless cheddar.

…person who doesn’t like hummus should give chickpeas a chance.

…person who eats too much wheat is a gluten for punishment.

…person who stuffs themselves at breakfast never sausage a gain.

…a 5 a.m. workout is like a pig’s tail: it’s twirly.

…person who drink beer generally doesn’t lose weight, but it’s on a case-by-case basis.

…person who put too much dressing on sandwich mayonnaise some self-control.

…person who become overweight find it’s something that just snacks up on you.

…person who lives life as couch potato will likely raise tater tots.

…person who has an organic garden tills it like it is.

…person who eat too much cream sauce needs to take break for the Hollandaise.

…person who are butter lovers generally are not better lovers.

…person with bad eating habits won’t see gut results.

…people who shows distain for bread and pasta is carb-berater.

…person who drink too many cocktails should only expect martini-tiny losses.

…person who is too obese but wants to play basketball should remember wide men can’t jump.

…person who doesn’t eat vegetables will find it’s parsley his own fault.

…person who eat too much cake is icing for trouble.

Confush*t believes that you and you alone are the one who controls your own density. After all, nothing dentured, nothing gained.

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